Next Session: Fri 16 Oct
2026–2027 · Quarterly Sessions
Show Up & Slay Your Quarter
Three times a year. Two sessions each.
Your numbers sorted. Your strategy informed.
Your brain supported the whole way through.
No spiral.
No shame.
Just show up.
No spiral.
No shame.
Just show up.
THE HONEST TRUTH
You sorted your EOFY. That was no small thing.
And now it's a few months later and the quarter has quietly piled up again.
The receipts you photographed and meant to categorise. The reconciliation you half-started. The BAS that needs to go in. The reports that would actually tell you how your business is tracking — if you could bring yourself to open them.
You know what needs doing. You just cannot make yourself do it alone.
That is not a character flaw. That is your brain. And that is exactly what this is for.
Two sessions each quarter.
Mel in the room.
Your numbers — actually up to date.
Let's be honest about what this is
Here is what I can do.
I can sit beside you while you work. I can help you reconcile. I can answer questions about Stripe and why your bank feed looks nothing like what you expected. I can explain how different accounting codes work and why it actually matters which one you use.
I can help you run a profit and loss, understand what it's telling you, and use it to make an actual business decision — not just tick a compliance box.
Here is what I cannot do.
I cannot turn up for you.
That part is yours. And if you show up, everything else is possible.
THE FINANCE PARTY BIT
Think less "quarterly obligation" and more quarterly finance party with a real-life benefit.
The same women. Every quarter. Your numbers. Actually up to date.
There is something that happens when you show up to a room full of women who get it. Who have the same brain. Who are not judging your Xero chaos or your shoebox or the invoice you haven't sent since March. Who are just there, working alongside you, for 90 minutes, every few months.
It gets easier. Not because the tasks change. Because the dread does.
And here is the actual point of all of this: when your numbers are up to date, you can make decisions.
Real ones. Timely ones. The kind that change the direction of your business in a quarter — not twelve months later when you finally look at the figures and realise what you missed.
Yes. That is an accurate thing that happened. It is not evidence that you are someone this doesn't work for. It is evidence that the tools you had weren't built for your brain.
Body doubling is not a system you have to maintain. It's not another habit you have to build. It is four specific dates in your calendar where someone is there. That's the whole structure.
You are running a business in a world that is moving fast. You need to know your numbers now.
Not eventually. Not at EOFY. Now.
That is what Quarterly Slay is for.
WHAT HAPPENS IN THE ROOM
We show up together.
You bring whatever is sitting in your quarterly pile. No preparation required. You don't have to be ready. You just have to turn up.
We work for 90 minutes.
Cameras on or off. A short check-in at the start, a short check-out at the end. The middle bit is just working — together.
If you spiral, you're not alone.
When your brain locks up — and it might — I'm in the room. Not to do your books, but to help you out of your own head and back to the next step. That's the difference.
30 years of finance in the room.
I can reconcile with you. I can help you understand your Stripe payouts. I can explain why that transaction should go under that code and not the other one. I can help you run a report and actually read it.
I can cut through the noise: what genuinely matters this quarter, what can wait, and what is simpler than your brain is making it.
Walk away knowing your numbers.
Not just "BAS lodged." Actually knowing how your business is tracking. What you earned. What you spent. Whether the thing you've been worried about is as bad as you thought — or whether you've been carrying anxiety about a number you haven't actually looked at.
That second part matters. Because you cannot make good business decisions when you're flying blind. And you are too good at what you do to be flying blind.
The sessions
Three quarters. Six sessions. One year of actually staying on top of it.
Each quarter is two Fridays. Come to both — or come to one. You will move the pile either way.
Quarter 1
July to September
Friday 16 October · 90 minutes
Friday 23 October · 90 minutes
Quarter 2
October to December
Friday 12 February · 90 minutes
Friday 19 February · 90 minutes
Quarter 3
January to March
Friday 16 April · 90 minutes
Friday 23 April · 90 minutes
Quarter 4
April to June
That's what EOFY Slay is for. We have the whole year covered, and next year will be even better than this year!
What's Included
Investment
Two ways to do this.
As a newbie
Pay by quarter
$109 inc. GST
Each quarter. Dip your toe in. Start with October.
I'm in — pay by quarter $109As a newbie
Pay for all three
$294 inc. GST
Save $33 and lock yourself in for the rest of the year. One decision made. Done.
Lock in all 3 quarters — $294Sessions run quarterly. No refunds. Please check the dates work for you before purchasing. You can attend one or both sessions each quarter.
Why women with ADHD find working together so valuable, so useful and so relevant to actually getting things done
THIS IS FOR YOU IF
You are a business owner with ADHD and your quarterly admin has been sitting there since approximately the first week of the new quarter.
You know what the tasks are - you just cannot seem to initiate them alone
You are registered for GST and BAS is a recurring source of low-level dread.
You are not registered for BAS but want to be on top of your numbers to help your business thrive
You want to actually know how your business is tracking — not just survive the compliance tasks, but understand your numbers well enough to make decisions with them.
You have questions about your accounting software that you have been too embarrassed to ask anyone. (There are no stupid questions in this room.)
You work best when someone else is nearby. You have always known this, even before you had a name for it.
You sorted your EOFY and you do not want to let it pile up again. This is how you don't.
Pull up a chair
Think elevenses around the kitchen table,
not a webinar.
No stage. No performance. No pretending you have it more together than you do.
That is genuinely how I run things.
Some people will arrive with Xero open and a reconciliation half done. Some will arrive with a folder of mystery Stripe transactions and no idea where to start.
Both are exactly right.
There are no stupid questions in this room. Nobody is ahead of where they should be. The whole point is that you showed up.
One session of moving the pile feels better than six weeks of thinking about it. That is true every single time.
And when you do it with the same women every quarter — something shifts. The dread gets smaller. The pile gets shorter. You start to know what you're looking at. You start to make decisions.
Hi, I'm Mel.
I'm AuDHD and, like many of the women I work with, I'm navigating shifting hormones alongside the mental load, the business, and everything else that does not stop just because your brain needs it to.
I have spent 24 years running a business and have 30 years of finance, admin and business experience. I know my way around the numbers, the structures, and the bit between knowing what needs doing and actually doing it.
I bring the creativity and hyperfocus of my ADHD brain alongside a genuine structural need for systems from my autism side. It is a combination most people cannot hold at once. I can. And it means I am very good at sitting beside you, cutting through the noise, and helping you figure out what actually matters this quarter.
I can help you reconcile. I can explain Stripe. I can talk you through why the numbers look the way they do and help you run the reports that will actually inform your business decisions.
What I cannot do is turn up for you. That part is yours. And if you show up, the rest is very doable.
Louie the cavoodle will also be in the room. He is the emotional support. He takes his job very seriously.
A few things you might be wondering.
I've tried to get on top of this before and it didn't stick.
Yes. That is an accurate thing that happened. It is not evidence that you are someone this doesn't work for. It is evidence that the tools you had weren't built for your brain. This is two specific Fridays in your calendar where someone is there. That's the whole structure.
Do I need to have my quarterly stuff in any kind of order before I join?
No. Come with the chaos. That is the point.
What does a session actually look like?
Short check-in (5 minutes) — you say what you're working on. Then you work, in the same Zoom room as everyone else, for the bulk of the 90 minutes. Short check-out at the end. Cameras on or off, your call. No performance required.
What if I can only make one of the two sessions?
Come to the one you can make. I am not tracking attendance or running a guilt loop. One session of actually moving the pile has real value.
What kind of tasks are people working on?
Anything quarterly. Reconciling transactions. Categorising expenses. Pulling together BAS figures. Running a profit and loss to see how the quarter actually went. Chasing outstanding invoices. Asking questions about Stripe payouts and why they look weird. Working out which accounting code something belongs under. Reviewing what the business actually earned this quarter versus what you thought.
Can you help me with my specific accounting software?
I can help with Xero and MYOB questions — reconciliation, coding, running reports, understanding what you're looking at. I am not a registered accountant or bookkeeper. But I have 30 years of finance experience and I can absolutely help you get unstuck and moving.
What if I've never done quarterly accounts before and I don't even know where to start?
That is a perfect reason to be here. Come to the check-in, tell me where you're at, and we will work out what the first step is. I am good at cutting through the overwhelm quickly.
I'm an EOFY Slayer. How do I get my discount?
Use coupon code SLAY + your first name at checkout (e.g. SLAYMEL)
The quarter is moving.
Regardless of whether you sort it.
You can let it pile up again — the way it always has — until it becomes an urgent mess you scramble through alone.
Or you can show up twice a quarter with someone who knows your brain, and actually stay on top of it.
Reconciled.
Reported.
Ready to make decisions.
Ready for the next quarter before it starts.